Mom #1: (watching her boy): We originally chose the name Eric, but now I’m thinking we should just call him Rick.
Mom #2: But then he would be… Rick James?
Mom #1: Yes. I think it suits him better.
Little boy (running by): I’m Rick James, bitch!
Mom #1: Maybe we should just stay with Eric.
I have listened to over 20,000 songs on my computer since March 06. Put end to end, the length of all these songs would circle the earth 70 times, which is supposed to make you say “wow that’s pretty darn far” but I wouldn’t know because I’ve never traveled around the world and therefore the comparison is a little irrelevant to me.
an acquaintance of mine once wrote a poem:
“the flowers in your garden lunged at me
one morning”
he read it aloud to the rest of the class and I liked it,
though I felt thoroughly disappointed later in the day
when a daffodil outside my window
would have nothing to do with me.
My father, if you don’t mind my telling you this, ate the bagel.







